The Intro

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Hi, my name is [Corporate Drone] and I work for [unnamed Corporation]. We are just conducting a survey on behalf of [some Organisation] that indirectly pays my wage. They perform [some Task] that I make out to seem more important than it actually is.

Can I speak with [a Person] that meets a criteria that I will outline and justify on the basis of statistical data integrity?



The Reply

“Are you selling anything?”

Nothing that will be of any immediate cost to you although most of our research is geared towards the erosion of the economy and basic social rights of humanity. I guess in a nutshell inherently we are selling the concept that we care enough to conduct the research. We’re also selling a complete waste of your time as all your response will be turned into meaningless aggregated data.