Thursday dranks

Peste Bubbonica (Black Death)

2oz cold brew coffee
2oz aged rum
0.5oz Fernet Branca
0.25oz agave syrup / simple syrup

stir all ingredients with ice, strain into a chilled tumbler.

drink.

be happy.


chill out to pg.lost

spooning leads to forking

While not a life long ambition, just one day I want to lead a dance movement in a club.

To be a commander of dance.

It matters not the type of music blasting from the speakers, just want to be that leader of the pack, grow that one man wolf pack.

and after twerking up a storm, one has to change it up,
....just as spooning leads to forking, twerking leads to the salmon dance'ing.



Hello boys and girls, my name is FatLip,
and this is my friend Sammy the Salmon.
What 'do?
Today, we're going to teach you some fun new facts about salmon,
and a brand new dance.

Let me introduce to you a brand new dance,
I know you're gonna love it if you give it one chance.
It's not complicated, it's not too hard,
You don't even have to be a hip hop star.
See anyone can do it, all you need is style,
Listen up peep gang, I'ma show you how:
Put your hands to the side, as silly as it seems,
And shake your body like a salmon floatin' up stream!

I'll float up stream
You know how we do it, you know how we do it
Again.

All my peeps spend part of their life in fresh water
and part of their life in salt water
Wow, very interesting.
We change round a couple of days after spawning
Then we die

When I first did the Salmon, all the people just laughed.
They looked around and stood like I was on crack.
I heard somebody say out loud "what the fuck is that?"
"This nigga's dancin like a fish while he's doin' the snap"
But the more I kept doing it the more they were feelin' it,
and then I heard some bitches say "yo that niggas killin' it".
By the end of the night, everyone was on my team,
and the whole club was dancing like a salmon floatin' up stream!

I'll float up stream
You know how we do it, you know how we do it
Again.

Most of our friends find their home waters by sense of smell
Which is even more keen than that of a dog or a bear
Wow
My family also rely on ocean currents, tides
The gravitational pull of the moon
I'm floatin' upstream again
The moon? Fish pay attention to the moon? Wow. Who knew?
Did you know?
What?
That I could go to Japan, and back.
You're kidding me. Amazing. Jeez.

sometimes you gotta twerk 4 taffy

Working in an office, not one tells you, can be as if you have transported into the film, Office Space.

Everyone is just that little bit different, we've all got our peculiarities, and there is always an office Milton.

With the summer comes the interns, following the recent work place influx of these underage minions, the gChat status amusement level increased.

will twerk 4 Taffy

made no sense to me.
but mind you. I don't like taffy.
not even salt water taffy.


reminds me of the optimal twerk tunage.

death to mediocrity

Dinner: Kalbi over potato zucchini hash with nước chấm dipping sauce.

KALBI (Korean BBQ Short Ribs)

1/3 cup soy sauce
1 tbsp. fish sauce
4 cloves of garlic, crushed
2 green onions, chopped
2 tbsp. Agave syrup
2 tbsp. Sesame Oil
1 kg flanken cut beef ribs

Combine all ingredients in a bowl, mix, cover, and marinate 4hrs - o/nite in fridge.
Grill ribs over high heat, turning frequently till done, cut up pieces, top with toasted sesame seeds. Serve with nước chấm.


Nước Chấm

1/4 cup fish sauce
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1 chili (phrik kii noo [bird's eye chili] / habanero), chopped
1/3 cup water
1 lime
1 tsp rice vinegar
1/2 tbsp Agave syrup

Combine all ingredients into a bowl. Stir. Dip.


after dinner cocktail.

2oz Vodka
1oz Cynar
2 dash Regan's Orange Bitters #6
1 dash Angostura bitters
Ginger Beer
Orange peel

Fill a shaker glass with ice. add all spirits, top with ginger beer.
Stir, and strain into tumbler, garnish with a twist of orange.

Random morning amusements

Reading mace reviews on Amazon.com

Classics include;

"I would have to say that "intense" is the word I'd use to describe this...though "f***ing intense" is probably more accurate."

"I ordered this stuff for my wife, as we have a new neighbor in the area we live in who is really being over friendly toward her."

"honestly, I was like a kid with a SuperSoaker water-gun that couldn't wait for a reason to use it. lol."