How to cross a road in Mexico

The key to this exercise is knowing the machista culture that is mexico, when a pretty girl walks down the street, half the cars driving past will toot with appreciation. And now begins the exercise at hand, compared to some asian countries where it may look like there is no road rules and you will most certainly die crossing the road, where all you need to do is boldly march out into on coming traffic at a constant pace, completely ignoring all vehicles and they will miraculously avoid you every time. Sadly mexico is not like said countries, if you tried above method here, you would get about 4m then become a road pancake due to a car avoiding another 20 potholes has taken you out by driving on the wrong side of the road.

Here it is rather simple, wait until the traffic dies down into another traffic jam or await a pretty young chica to cross the road as due to the large % of male driver in about 10sec one car will stop so the senorita can cross the road, the other lanes of road following suit. It could be because of some sort of manners towards women that were killed off in Australia by Germain Greer, or it could be that all the male drivers just want to check out her arse as she walks past. Basically, while they are all ogling, one just does the old Harold Holt and successfully traverses to the other side of the road.


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